Turutururuu, I'm no superman.

Elliot: What's wrong?

Carla: It's personal.

Elliot: Why won't you ever open up to me? I came to you when I thought I had a broken tailbone and it was just a really bad pimple!

Carla: It's a sex thing, okay?

Elliot: You mean like a gender issue or like intercourse? Because I'm book-smart on both!